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No.

No.

because physics

respect but no fucking way

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

How in the fuck

(Source: jaidefinichon)

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = hEY YOu, Yes You. I wanT 2 Eat UR ASS
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

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ghostofbucky:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

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condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…

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did u ppl seriously think that they would individually lay down thousands of bricks?????

YES

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Let me tell you about my body.

  • Hair:

    What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?

  • Skin:

    Do you tan easily?

  • Eyes:

    What is your favorite show to watch?

  • Nose:

    What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

  • Mouth:

    Do you want to kiss anyone right now?

  • Tongue:

    What was in your last meal?

  • Windpipe:

    Do you sing?

  • Neck:

    Do you wear necklaces?

  • Ears:

    How many piercings do you have (if any)?

  • Cheeks:

    Do you blush easily?

  • Wrists:

    Have you ever broken a bone?

  • Hands:

    Are you an artist/writer?

  • Fingers:

    Do you play an instrument?

  • Heart:

    Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?

  • Lungs:

    Do you smoke cigarettes?

  • Chest:

    Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

  • Stomach:

    Do you feel confident in your body image?

  • Legs:

    Are you flexible?

  • Hips:

    Do you like to dance?

  • Thighs:

    Has anyone ever called you ugly?

  • Knees:

    Have you ever cheated on someone?

  • Ankles:

    Have you ever been arrested?

  • Feet:

    Favorite pair of shoes?

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ultrafacts:

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i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

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